Death of a Scale - Part I

There was this raging party at my house this past weekend. There was a fight over who weighed more so I know the scale still worked then. Later beer got poured on someone's crotch which lead to a beer/cider fight and fluids flying about the kitchen (where my scale is) so I don't know if there's beer in my scale and that's the problem, or what.

But now when I get on my scale it looks like its thinking for awhile (its old school digital) and then pops up with its answer:

0

Yeah, um, pretty damn sure that's not how much I weigh.

But then on the other hand - maybe that's a hint - Stop stressin about it!